Neo, now that you have learned the awful truth that almost the everything the Gayz have told you is a Lie (see previous articles, BIG GAY LIES), we would like to acquaint you with our warped but powerful (per)Version of The Truth.
Homo Truth 1: Life is a Great Battle. It is our view that young homosexuals are born into war. Not one of their making, but war nevertheless, and one in which they must learn to fight effectively or be destroyed. This is not bad or good, it just is. This is not about PTSD or victimhood. No, becoming a good warrior can make the core of a great person, but it’s not easy to learn the art of war. One needs a Master. This is why we believe all young homos must read the Art of War by Sun Tzu. It is the most powerful treatise on fighting and winning battles that we know. Why? It works, IF you follow the Master closely. A brief introduction by way of some quotes from the early sections:
While heading the profit of my counsel, avail yourself also of any helpful circumstances over and beyond the ordinary rules.
According as circumstances are favorable, one should modify one’s plans.
All warfare is based on deception.
Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.
Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him.
If he is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him.
If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.
If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them.
Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.
These military devices, leading to victory, must not be divulged beforehand.
Now the general who wins a battle makes many calculations in his temple ere the battle is fought. The general who loses a battle makes but few calculations beforehand. Thus do many calculations lead to victory, and few calculations to defeat: how much more no calculation at all! It is by attention to this point that I can foresee who is likely to win or lose.
This Chinese Classic is our fighting playbook. Notice how Sun Tzu sweeps aside any notion that cooperating/colluding with enemies (definition: opponents with incompatible goals) is preferable or even possible. Men playing basketball are cooperating, on one level, but they are also in a great battle at the same time! Play a sport, whether tennis, chess or rock climbing to practice battling. Sport is an object lesson in the Art of War, it teaches you how to fight and win. The deepest lesson of this work is to “Seek victory” in every situation.
What effective weapons are given you by The Gays? Let’s take a recent example: Slacky, silly “movements” like “It Gets Better” (now, notice, how it’s already almost evaporated, like all their wonky works do). Handing young homosexuals “Hope” is a disservice and reeks of christian slave-mentality. What could be cheaper? Famous Actors and Wanna-be Famous Activists promoting their careerist ambitions, selling young fags a mortgage to a property on Mars! The Ancient Greeks, who we count as our forebears, thought that hope was not a virtue at all, but a delusion. No one knows what the future holds, today is all we have. This empty-headed faith in hope, that fluttery feather fools follow into foul oblivion. Hope came down to the Gays (Oh Yea, Deep is their Wisdom) from the christians, who as Roman slaves had nothing but (false) hope. These LGBT incompetents hand youth yet another pseudo-Christian fatuity when what they really need in this life or death fight are effective weapons.
Yes, Junior, sometimes you must fight. There are as many ways to fight as there are battles to be fought. Neither do we advocate senseless violence. The inheritance of non-violence is a treasure: Thoreau, Gandhi and Martin Luther King knew how to fight and win, but the gay establishment has taken this valuable weapon and forgotten how to use it! (pace, ACT-UP, those qweens threw it in the teeth of the beast, but that was long ago now!) The today Gayz are either passive, whiny or collaborationist, always and everywhere. These are not good strategies! As a sidebar: all these pseudo-Nazarene ideas, the slave-mind, must be ditched if one is to live well as a homo.
Now, young men, many of you play these new fangled video games. Being a young Homo is much like fighting one of these digital wars, but one that is deadly serious and of great complexity; this is no simple zero-sum game. It is a long and hard war, with many battles and campaigns, but your long-term happiness depends upon learning how to play this game well and win. Sun Tzu has given us “a magical sword of great power” in the form of his great Work, toss it aside at your own peril. Read it, apply it, live it to your endless profit. Read it and see!
Stay Tuned for Our Next lesson: Love and Sex and Magic!
BIG GAY LIE # 6: Being a Homosexual is Being a Victim: of bullying, of AIDS, of Life. Beneath this lie is the idea that homos are pathological, literally pathogens in the healthy body of Humanity, and so must be drummed out. This perfidious meme repeats itself endlessly everywhere. We/they are so weak, so vulnerable, we/they need help, we/they need therapy! Fuck that, bullshit, queens! The slave-mentality of the christians has been adopted by the LGBT/ETC “leadership’s” vision: we have suffered (oppression, violence, invisibility) we have died (AIDS), only to be reborn in heaven (with rights and a suburban house and an SUV). This is a fatuous, pseudo-christological narrative is the real pathology, not homosexual lives. Teenage suiciders should be met not just with candles and tears or vague magical thinking of “Over the Rainbow” promises (or its retread “It Gets Better”), but with ways to fight and win! (See below.)
BIG GAY LIE # 7. Homos have no History, are born into a vacuum, socially and culturally, except for the tatty carnival put on by the LGBTers and we must accept that and build on their (very crooked) foundation. While it is true that we are most often born as outliers into straight homes, there are abundant channels and traditions that have been left and abandoned. While fallow, these could flower into affinities, friendships and communities that would confound the stultification that is gay life today. The LGBT mess does a good job of trying to cover up the real radicalism and variety of the homo past, but their Potemkin Village, like all sad lies, will come apart, late or soon. The more we know about our forebears, the more one will question the Way We Live Now. What we do with those histories is our problem (and soon will be the next generation’s), we hope younger people will be more trenchant and creative than the current generation of PTSD conformist zombies in re-reading and re-writing this rich record to more interesting and perverse ends.
BIG GAY LIE # 8. Consumerism is good, just and healthy. The idea is rife among faggots that Capitalism and the Market-Model are the source and key to living the good life. Shop ‘til you drop. Capitilo-fascism (the hegemon today) is really nothing more than a delivery system for goods and services, yet many of the gays believe it to be a way of life, their deliverance, their Mother (talk about wire Mother syndrome!). Indeed, modern fagdom owes it’s existence to the “freedom” afforded in this shit and blood covered system (see John d’Emilio, Sexual Politics and Sexual Communities to get the gist). Consumerism has infiltrated every level of gay life, from “husband shopping” to “branding” yourself. Yes, careerism is included! While it is true that the Market Gods need to be dealt with (by this we mean abused, thwarted and resisted), giving over to them what is not theirs (your life, affections, home, etc.) leads to utter emptiness. Listen up, label queens, and that goes from down there with you H and M drones, you geeky gadget queens, all the way up to Mandarins of Art and Style at Butt, Headmaster and the New York Times Mens’ Style Section: marketing divisions are not worthy belief systems: the market is nothing more than a fag trap! Indeed, it’s worse, the Market is nothing but a hungry hole, an insatiable fisting bottom that cares for nothing but the next trick/whiskey bar/little boy/little dollar, etc., etc., etc.. Read the Fashion System, fools! Ditch those Kenneth Coles and run, queens, run!
BIG GAY LIE # 9. Unfettered Hedonism is admirable. “Partying” has, in different forms, always had the status of a religion among the ho-hos. Indeed we believe, like all sensible people that the pursuit of pleasure is the only honorable end to human life. This lays a heavy stress on the way one pursues one’s pleasures bespeaks the man more than his clothes or his mobile. Epicurianism leads us to a solidarity, not only with other humans, but with the nature of things. (See Lucretius, On The Nature of Things and Michel Onfray on this). Living well requires the proper stewardship of one’s time, possessions, friends, planet and, most important for the individual, one’s own body and mind. Party-boys are nothing more than rank consumers, gotten up like real hedonists. They are amatuers, addicts and so have made themselves playthings of the Market (see above), a very grave error indeed. This disgraceful cult leads one to quick oblivion, a fate many wish on fags.. As for us, we are for slowing down our inevitable oblivion to enjoy the ride with our friends and life’s work. The proud mark of a good life, so lead, is to be able to say, “I have lived true to myself, thrived and helped others do the same.”
Granted, like any tissue of lies, these falsehoods contradict, they do not add up, they are a muddle. Nor are they a good map in any way, but ironically, life’s dark matters do provide a chart to move forward, if only in the negative path. They show us where not to go, and we know The Gayz are ever a rich source of cautionary tales. What’s left, now that we have burned this Gay Doll House to the ground? Tears? Lonliness? Being at Sea? A great deal is left. Much would come from this “system’s” creative destruction! Indeed, being at sea, or in the mountains or the desert is the place for us. Learn more in part 4, entitled “How To Fight” coming soon.
Big Gay Lies, Part 2 (click here for the First Part)
BIG GAY LIE # 3: The Existence of the LGBTQQIAAPTS Monstrosity and that it is, in any way, a community. Sure, “clowns” are a community, in the vaguest sense, but what does one do with that group or in it? There is no such thing as a LGBT Community, it is a lie, slightly more plausible than the Loch Ness monster, but much more insidious. Just tell us, who elected these LGBT/ETC “leaders”? Then why do self-appointed, self-serving bureaucrats feel free and confident to represent “us” in any way? A little test: how many homosexuals could tell us what all the letters in that ridiculous alphabet soup name even represent? Yes, we homosexuals and sexual minorities are a VERY loosely affiliated confederation of tribes, some closer than others, with folkways and cultural grammars as varied and diverse as the First Nations once were. That’s is what we call real diversity, but you people do not represent us. Insistently repeating Rainbow Unity Chants, vague ideas of Queer solidarity and contradictory Theory Sodden Incantations to try and get this impossible homonationalist spell to work, while enumerating The Triumphs of the Rainbow Empire does absolutely nothing to address the fact that “We” really have nothing in common, except that most Other Homo Sapiens despise our sexual practices and ways. Thanks, we already occupy an Imaginary City, Online Sodom, which suits us fine. We have no need of your confected “town”, it’s candy cane avenues, and wedding cake towers are built on air! This Chimera will never draw breath, no matter how much the “Over the Rainbow People” may want it to.
BIG GAY LIE # 4: Pleasure (especially in the form of homosex) is bad/evil/dirty. It must only begin after you are 18, when you are in love. Embedded in this lie is that (gay) sex is scary and dangerous. All sex, of course, can be so and everyone having sex must be sensible and properly informed. But the fence that is put up around homosex is extreme. One of the reasons for this Gulag around youth and sex in the gay community may be, as David Halperin suggests in How to be Gay, that having sexual encounters is a way young homosexuals learned about their culture. If they are isolated, sexually and otherwise, no such transference can happen. They will, in this line of thinking, forget how to “speak” homo-ese. Thank goodness for the Internet, eh, young ones? Sex is a wonderful and enjoyable experience, it can be transcendent and beautiful as well.
BIG GAY LIE # 5: The Cult of Love guides us and unites us all. That a fickly faerie light, Tinkerbellish (yes, Disney reference VERY intentional): tiny but strong, guides our path unfailingly to the eventual “evolved” revelations that there is a One (the eternal star-crossed Love of Your Life) and this is your Path and Destiny. If you don’t Fall in Love, you are flawed. If you doubt or find monogamy an impossible and horrid construction (that reeks of the wet wool smell of christianity), you are pathological. If you eschew parenthood and do not worship child-rearing, you are an unworthy heretic. This Modern Love (dating-monogamy-marriage-children-death) is nothing more than a fragile confection, whipped up to replace weak-minded people’s need in a faith-object after the fall of religions. (Notice how important “love” is in Saudi or Vatican life!). Kids! If you can take Santa’s Downfall, you can take this one too! Bros before hoes, every time. Friendships are much stronger and durable than the eighteen month long illness of the limbic system called romantic love.”
Stay tuned for Part 3 of Big Gay Lies! Are you excited, kids?